The Ill Tempered Schism

Caught somewhere between a rip in the fabric of space/time and a rip in my pants. Dirty minded American Whovian. I am sherlocked and johnlocked. Purveyor of Fan Fic Filth,
Miscreant. Malcontent. Matt Smith Lover.
Just a little better than wicked.
hipster-rawry:

@mitchroutman got the most darling photo of @tattyburvil and #mattsmith reuniting! #doctorwho love (x)

I love how when they embrace they instinctively go crotch to crotch.
Look at all that sexy, sexy beard love.
I live for Smarvill and eagerly wait for a sex tape.

hipster-rawry:

@mitchroutman got the most darling photo of @tattyburvil and #mattsmith reuniting! #doctorwho love (x)

I love how when they embrace they instinctively go crotch to crotch.

Look at all that sexy, sexy beard love.

I live for Smarvill and eagerly wait for a sex tape.

This…this gentle pucker of your impossibly soft looking lips as you pull slowly out of a kiss…this is not allowed.
Matt Smith is a life ruiner of the highest order.

This…this gentle pucker of your impossibly soft looking lips as you pull slowly out of a kiss…this is not allowed.

Matt Smith is a life ruiner of the highest order.

mattsmithissexy:

imagine Matt Smith having a bath.

now imagine him having a shower.

he is wet and naked.

happy thoughts yes.

Announcement

fuckyeahelevenrory:

March 30th is the National Doctors’ Day in the USA. It is also the return of Doctor Who on our tv screen.

To celebrate, we would like to encourage you into creating a piece of art, be it fanfiction or fanart, related to the theme of this day.

You can by exemple write/draw about Rory becoming a doctor, or him playing doctor and nurse with the Doctor ;)

We will post every submissions on the 30th.

Yay!

loveinglifechic:

They look just like my Johnlock OTP ….RUGSFHSJCHYKTRJDGFNEYJDJF

This is the best thing that has ever happened. Ever.
Now find one with guys that look like Matt Smith and Arthur Darvill.

loveinglifechic:

They look just like my Johnlock OTP
….RUGSFHSJCHYKTRJDGFNEYJDJF

This is the best thing that has ever happened. Ever.

Now find one with guys that look like Matt Smith and Arthur Darvill.

itspoonanjimarsha:

rampant-noodle:

feekins:

rampant-noodle:

rampant-noodle:

its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

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she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her

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burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

no

those are taquitos 

those are our children

why are you having children with your sister

(via thedarklordluci)

Every time someone tries to tell me the Doctor didn’t lust after Amy I pull  this out. Because the first thing the Dreamlord does when he gets her alone is hop into sex clothes. The. First. Thing.

Every time someone tries to tell me the Doctor didn’t lust after Amy I pull  this out. Because the first thing the Dreamlord does when he gets her alone is hop into sex clothes. The. First. Thing.


Before they flare and fade forever.

And then my heart fell out…

Before they flare and fade forever.

And then my heart fell out…

(Source: ladysong, via mymindtardis)